Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Spanish 101: What NOT to Say

Learning new languages can be a tricky business, especially since every language has its own rules and its own quirks. This can often lead to mistakes - usually fairly funny ones (you'll remember my own German verb mix-up from an earlier post 'Learning a New Language…'). 

However, if you are learning Spanish and wish to avoid some of the more common errors, here is a list of easily-confused words and phrases:


  • Él (he) vs. El (masculine 'the')

What to Say: Él es un buen hombre.
What it Means: He is a good man.

What to Say: ¿Donde está el baño?
What it Means: Where is the bathroom?


  • Tú (singular, informal 'you') vs. Tu (your)

What to Say: Tú estás tarde.
What it Means: You are late.

What to Say: Yo tengo tu mochila.
What it Means: I have your backpack.

** Look for a post on 'Tú/Tu/Tuyo/Usted' soon-to-come. Very easy to confuse, but not interchangeable at all **


  • Éxito (success) vs. Salida (exit)

What to Say: ¿Donde está la salida?
What is Means: Where is the exit?

What NOT to say: ¿Donde está el éxito?
What it Means: Where is the success?

** I.E. the latter is basically nonsense **



  • Cansado (tired) vs. Casado (married)

What to Say: Estoy cansado/a.
What it Means: I'm tired.

What to Say: Estoy casado/a.
What it Means: I'm married.



  • Un Poquito (a little bit) vs. Un Piquito (little kiss)

What to Say: Si, yo hablo un poquito de Español.
What it Means: Yes, I speak a little Spanish.

What NOT to Say: Yo quiero un piquito.
What it Means: I want a little kiss.

** This one is a Bolivian colloquialism, I am told. But this did happen to me and people laughed; you've been warned. **


  • Avergonzado (embarrassed) vs. Embarazada (pregnant)

What to Say: ¡Estoy muy avergonzado!
What it Means: I am so embarrassed/ashamed!

What to Say: ¡Estoy embarazada!
What it Means: I'm pregnant

What NOT to Say: ¡Estoy muy embarazada!
What it Means: I am so pregnant!

** Unless, you know...you are SUPER PREGNANT. But, if you're embarrassed/apologizing, don't use 'embarazada' **


  • Mamá(s) (informal 'mothers') vs. Mamas (boobs)

What to Say: ¡Feliz Día de la Madre a mi mamá hermosa! 
What it Means: Happy Mother's Day to my beautiful mommy!

What NOT to Say: ¡Feliz Día de las Mamas a mi madre hermosa! 
What it Means: Happy Breasts Day to my my beautiful mother!


  • Papá(s) (informal 'fathers') vs. Papa (potato)

What to Say: Mi papá es un maestro. 
What it Means: My dad is a teacher. 

What to Say: Yo quiero papas fritas.
What it Means: I want french fries.

What NOT to Say: Mi papa vive en Nueva York. 
What it Means: My potato lives in New York.


  • Año (year) vs. Ano (anus)

What to Say: Tengo veinticuatro años.
What it Means: I am twenty-four years old.

What NOT to Say: Tengo veinticuatro anos.
What it Means: I have twenty-four anuses. 

** I apologize for the lewdness of this example, but this is not a mistake you want to make and the words are very similar! Unless you're completing your medical residence in a Spanish-speaking country, try to avoid use of the latter word at all costs. You're welcome. **


  • Perro (dog) vs. Pero (but)

What to Say: Mi familia tiene dos perros, pero no tiene gatos. 
What it Means: My family has two dogs, but has no cats. 


  • Perra (female dog / slang for 'bitch') vs. Pera (pear)

What to Say: ¿Tienes jugo de pera?
What it Means: Do you have pear juice?

What NOT to Say: ¿Tienes perras? 
What it Means: Do you have bitches? 

** Numbers 5 and 6 can be easily avoided, because the double R is a specific sound in Spanish. A word with a 'rr' should be pronounced by rolling the tongue. However, for those of us who were not blessed with such a talent, awkwardness ensues. **


  • Sí (yes) vs. Si (if)

What to Say: Sí, tengo la película. 
What it Means: Yes, I have the movie.

What to Say: Yo voy, si quieres. 
What it Means: I am going, if you want. 


  • Cerveza (beer) vs. Cereza (cherry)

What to say: ¿Quieres otra cerveza?
What it Means: Do you want another beer?

What to Say: Soy alérgico a las cerezas. 
What it Means: I am allergic to cherries. 


  • Pato (duck) vs. Pavo (turkey)

What to Say: Un pato es una mascota rara. 
What it Means: A duck is a weird pet.

What to say: Mi madre cocina pavo el Día de Acción de Gracias.
What it Means: My mother cooks turkey on Thanksgiving. 


  • Jamón (ham) vs. Jabón (soap)

What to Say: Quiero un sandwich de jamón.
What it Means: I want a ham sandwich.

What to Say: ¿Tenemos jabón en el baño?
What it Means: Do we have soap in the bathroom?