Call me a nit-picker, but I'm getting a little sick of all these Cochabambinos bitching and moaning about how cold the "winter" is here. Having been raised in NW Connecticut, I have recently found myself saying things like "You babies wouldn't know winter if it hit you in the eye with an ice-scraper"…or something like that.
In honor of that, I've decided to jot down a few of the ways that you can tell if your so-called "winter" is the real deal (head's up, Floridians: this one's gonna sting).
- If this meme doesn't make sense to you...then it's not a real winter (and you need to spend more time on Youtube):
- If you've never been stuck in the house because the snow is too high to get the door open…then it's not a real winter.
- If you've never been stuck in the house because the snow is too high to get the door open…then it's not a real winter.
- If you don't know what an ice-scraper is (and have at least one in your car)…then it's not a real winter.
- If you can leave laundry out on the line year-round…then it's not a real winter.
- If you can leave your windows open year-round…then it's not a real winter.
- If you can eat ice cream outside year-round…then it's not a real winter.
- If snow tires are non-existent where you live…then it's not a real winter.
- If you have to climb a mountain to see snow…then it's not a real winter.
- If you never see your breath EVER while outside (or inside)…then it's not a real winter.
- If your state/country doesn't have to pass laws about sand versus salt on the roads…then it's not a real winter.
- If you don't know how to make an at-home ice rink in your backyard…then it's not a real winter.
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